delenda
i don't give a fuck
lolpathvtic:

If you don’t think this is cute you are heartless

lolpathvtic:

If you don’t think this is cute you are heartless

this entire fucking world is full of insensitive fucking idiots who don’t ever fucking think of anyone but themselves and I’m so fucking sick of it and I’m done I don’t fucking need this shit I’m fucking done putting up with it

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

keden:

This is how I just woke up, 5.30am and I don’t even mind

keden:

This is how I just woke up, 5.30am and I don’t even mind

iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

I don’t like when people with the same interests/hobbies as me do those things better or are really fucking attractive (like fulfill those societal standards of attractive) or even worse both like no stop that

I want to sleep with you. Not have sex, just sleep. With you. I want to breathe on your neck and lock our legs together. I want…actually wait no I do want sex.

happywater:

skypestripper:

its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute

it’s sad when cute boys don’t think i’m cute

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry