delenda
i don't give a fuck

OH GOD THIS TASTES FOUL

OH GOD I HAD NEOSPORIN ON MY WOUND AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND WITHOUT THINKING I WENT TO LIcK IT AND NOW I HAVE NEOSPROIGN ON $Y FGOTUNGE

headhunterz and coone thooo..

  • ap student: hey im going to my ap class
  • ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
  • ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: listen to me
  • ap student: look at me
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: IM SMART
  • ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
  • ap student: ap

lido is my fucking life help

lido <3

i love my washing machine because it’s not just a super load

it’s a super plus load